LIFE SUCKS 😩. I’m a campus dropout, but hey, I’m a good coder 💻. Unfortunately, because I couldn’t sit through a bunch of boring lectures, some other dude or dudette gets the shiny job just because they actually showed up to class. Meanwhile, the government is out here talking about how they want to help us by buying us chapos 🌯. Like, thanks for the chapos, but can you buy me a job? 🙄

Honestly, I’m so tired of life 😤. I had a great childhood, but then I decided to get a little rebellious because, well, life doesn’t hand out any freebies. I just want to live like my peers, maybe have a Netflix subscription and a plant I don’t kill 🪴. Is that too much to ask? But nah, I’m not that lucky 😅.

And get this— I met this girl I really liked, and she was cute and actually into me… then I found out she’s my cousin 😳. Yup, nothing says “life hates me” like a plot twist straight out of a soap opera.

Anyways, here’s hoping it all works out 🤞. If not, at least I’ll be a cool dad one day. Maybe I’ll even get a cool dad shirt that says “I tried” 😎.

Honestly, this is probably the story of most people… just with fewer plot twists, hopefully 😂.